katy-san… will you love me forever?
no! *starts laughin with rihanna*
*gaga starts running*
katy starts running after her!
but it’s too late… gaga gets run over by.. a car
*police gets here*
*britney spears voice* i’m the police and i’m here
*starts putting lipstick* is she going to be ok
*britney spears police voice* no
before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that